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Andre Mack
The Socially Awkward Clown!
A clown ass niggaah that cant read the room! A clown ass niggaah that believes the other men that he tags in his goofy ass clown niggaah threads, are his friends & or fuck with him. They dont. They ask each other WHY he includes them. The answer is simple, Andre The Clown needs acceptance. He doesnt really belong anywhere.
As clowns clown, Andre is the absolute smartest dummbest niggaah in all of smartdumb-niggahdom. He is the ONLY official clown from the Kingbridge section of the Bronx.
This master goofy ass clown ass niggaah is a redpill manosphere / passport bro that loves to live to protects masculine white women! He is the ultimate simping clown that will go above and beyond to worship at the feet at the feet of the masculine white woman ( Caytlin Clark), but hates black women. He finds a way to blame black women for the most amazing things. The majority of the women who know of him dont like him. He has no idea
As stated by Mr. Mack on several occasions, he can be found in NEW HARLEM... where ALL of the feminine women are! (Upon attempting to verify the geographical location of " New Harlem" for this about section, we can neither confirm or deny its existence.)
Not really sure how the above mentioned actually & factually works because there are ZERO women from his community that actually like him. Its been reported by several sources that he was always some what of an oddball / weirdo. You can tell this smart dumbass niggaah that! He would never believe it.
He also builds himself as a man among men while simultaneously doing the most bitchass niggaah shit an offical neighborhood clown could or would do. He doesnt see it! He's too busy being right and deflecting when confronted with facts & the truth just like a woman would do.
He lives in Connecticut! He is always making moves! He moves furniture, employs illegal mexicans in cash to avoid paying taxes and insurance for his employees. He frequently posts the $400 Zell payments he receives for his jobs. He is the ONLY man in the group of men that know him, that does this... all while claiming to be an above average man that moves like a 55 yr old man is expected to move. Clearly this is nothing but fantasy & delusion.
He claims to take vacations every 3 months & spends time with the most beautiful and softest women, but you NEVER EVER see any of these women posted with him in any pic's on his social media feed, but he posts the hell outta the furniture he moves. he also claims to be a mans man & frequently attempts to set and reset the standard of manhood that should be followed by all men in his age group while being a clown. A clown that doesnt follow his own advice.
The Kingsbridge Clown is out of touch & way off base. He has admitted to not understanding how the men that grew up together are able to continue to maintain a positive and productive friendship for more than 40 years. He doesnt understand because he's never had one. He's always been the socially awkward individual. If it werent for basketball he would have never had any "friends" for that length of time. He has even gone as far as to talk & look down on men in his community that have jobs, simply because he owns a business that operated in 6 states. In reality he owns his JOB! Its not a business because if he doesnt show up to preform the service, he doesnt make any money, which is why I say he owns his job.
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